I Am Counting on Getting Sunburned Later Today

Top 3 reasons I knew is was cold today.

1. I weigh 190 pounds and I was not sinking in the snow.

2. I turned my head to the side and my bottom lip stuck to my zipper.

3. My lined nylon track pants sounded like tissue paper.

I get to do it all over again tomorrow morning. Wisconsin is one of the few places I know where you can get frostbite and sunburn in the same day.