I've Moved

Well this isnt the first time Ha Ha... you can catch me over at Wordpress.

I was doing the myspace blog for a whil but that sucked and blogger just dont do it for me anymore.

See, I really havn't dropped of the face of the cheddarsphere I'm just nomadic.

Its ben a year... Officially

When you file for a divorce they should hand you a manual.

It should go something like this.

1. your kids are going to hate you for a while.

2. you are going to be lonely and desperate.

3. you will sleep with the first guy who pays attention to you and this will be your rebound.

4. you will unfortunaly fall in love with the next man who will be married and crush you heart into a million peices.

5. After you dum said guy you will only think about how you can seek reveng on him.

6. You will be lonely.

7. You keep thinking about that married asshole and he ruins all future dates.

8. He filed for divorce and moved out of the house and still doesn't want you.

9. non of the dates can compare to the married asshole with the great smile and witty sense of humor.

Arghhhhhhhhhhh!


Crap crap crap....


Maybe when I get up tomorrow the first thing i get wont be a shit sandwich for breakfast.

Good night all!

I went to a titty bar on St. Patricks Day "An Essay of Sorts"

I went to a gentlman's night club in the daytime called On the Border.

Until this point I was a titty bar virgin. I get there thinking shit this looks like "bada bing" from the Sopranos.

It was dead there was only one girl on at a time and I am there with a bunch of male friends. I figured since we were hanging out WTF might as well check it out "research".

First why am I there with a bunch of guys. My female friends were busy. I have more male friend than female friends. I get treated like one of the guys. Men don't seem to want to ever date me they just want to be my "friend" at least for the most part the propositions have stopped... for now.

Well I totally didn't know what to expect. The women there looked like normal average folk that you see everyday. I wore a low cut white shirt. Hello black lights! I stuck out like a sore thumb. A magnet! The next thing I know some chick has her ass pointed at me and my friend to the right says " that's for you" I'm like what? Well I was like fresh fish in the meat department. I didn't know that they would stick thier boobs in my face very uncomfortable feeling I tell you. Well I humored the guys and stuck a dollar in my cleavage and let one of the girls take it out with her boobs. Then everybody was happy.

Well I think my research is done though if I had a boyfriend that would be the closest thing to a threesome he would ever get.

I went to school with the Mayfair Peeping Tom...

Ok, for one this is gross. I have known this creep since I was in 8th grade. He was weird then. The typical metal head that wore the infamous Metallica t-shirt reading Metal up your ass. Liked Ozzy so much he would write his name on his knuckles and it was rumored that he even filed his teeth.

Well anyway mutual friends confirmed that he has been in jail more that out of is and it looks like Eddie has a new hobby. Photographing women in the bathroom. I can't believe he is only getting a misdomeaner for this.

Shit Happens!

Well I have been out of the loop for a while and so much stuff has been happening in my life that it's time I sat down and blogged about it.

I finally have a real job! Like an 8:30 to 5 job! To those of you that know me, you know that for the past 4 years I dragged my ass out of bed at 3:30 am to deliver the Milwaukee Journal. Well last Friday I quit. I took a full time position for the company I worked for right before I took the crap job at the paper. So anyway they stick me in this room with these funny guys and now everyday there is something funny going around. I told them that they better be careful cuz im going to blog about it.

Check Update!

I pondered that thing for hours wishing that it indeed was valid. Well i'm like 95% sure that is not. I did manage to call the FBI no not female body inspectors Lol. Well it sounded cool to say I called them. I really did though. Anyway the gentleman on the phone said that the check most likely originated in Nigeria and typically there is a note enclosed stating that you should cash the check and wire the money back to Nigeria and they get rich while your happy ass is getting investigated. I still plan on contacting Wachovia Bank so that they are aware that this is still occuring. The FBI also gave me an interesting piece of statistical information. At least 10,000 of these checks come through each state per month and that alt least 5 or 6 people per month are stupid enough to cash them. Somehow someone got my address from a list somewhere and that is how I got this check. I hope that this reaches out to someone so that people know that these things are going on. I guess I'm not the sucker I thought I was.

There is also another scam going around watch out for the people from a London textile company they try to scam you into thinking they are giving you a job you get the money send it to them and then you get a "comission" How I burned them I told them to send me information about the company and what type of "job" I would actually be doing. Never heard from them again.

I know this may sound a bit freaky but I am a single woman and not afraid to admit that I have investigated a few potential suitors as far as having the plates on the car looked up. It sounds extreme but you can never be too careful and God bless CCAP!

I Wish HP Was Giving Away Money

I got this in the mail today... What Do you think? Notice that there is no postage stamp on the envelope and the bar code is there? Huh???

Man what I could do with this money! If you can't see it the check is made out for $3250.00.