Dave's Series of Unfortunate Events

Keep in mind this has all transpired in the matter of about a month. They say things usually happen in 3's right so maybe his luck will change. "I highly doubt it" I kinda feel bad in a plankton induced dementia sort of way.

Ok here it goes...

1. Car gets broken into and his money and bank cards are taken.

2. Window of same car is smashed and they boost his car stereo.

3. Parks in a space downtown where they do street cleaning on the 2nd Tuesday of the month, "the sign was small" car is towed and impounded and it costs him $95 bucks to get it out with proper registration and insurance information.

I asked him, " have you done anything bad to anyone?" (batting eyelashes) if looks could have killed I would have been dead on the floor.

I say that's what yah get for cheating on your wife.

Those of you who are doing it or thinking about it might want to take extreme caution after reading this. What comes around goes around.

Muah ha ha ha ha ha...