My Flippin Computer Sucks...

Yes, the reason I have been absent for over a week. I am down from a 2.8Ghz to a damn 700Mhz. I think my processor died because of the heat in the case. Stupid alerts I guess I wasn't quick enough to fix the problem. Unless 5 beeps at the post means something else? So I could really use a 20lb sledge if anyone has on to let out my frustrations.