Day 2...

Ok, the Fake Bake looks ok today im not as orange but I know now how uneven it is. I have been getting the stares "Like what the heck did you do to yourself" when I go out in public. ith my luck this thing will probably take 2 weeks to wash off. I'm hoping on wednesday it goes on much better.

Animal Testing...

Today I humored a friend, she recently got a job at a local tanning salon. I was asked to be her victim for the spray tan. Well 6 hours have past and I am this nice orange hue. I am hoping things look better tomorrow when I wash off the temporary dye. My daughter told me I look like an Oompa Loompa. Good thing i'm a freak of the night I don't think I could have gone to a day job looking like this. I get to do it all again on Wednesday.

Screech Has a Challenger...

k this guy is trying to raise money to supposedly throw a party for everybody who donates, or you can buy one of his t-shirts.

What are D-list celebrities coming too...

Thank God There are No Wild Gators In "Stallis"

I have seen some strange animals but never a gator on my route.

So far here is a list of the wildlife I have encountered

Rabbits

Skunk

Opossum

Deer

Fox

Robins

Crow

Stray Cats

Stray Dogs

Mice

Raccoons

and believe it or not Wild Turkey the turkey actually chased me out of a driveway off of 94th & Main by I 45

Gator Lunges at Man Delivering Newspapers

POTTSTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A man delivering newspapers at 5 a.m. Monday heard an unusual sound as he got out of his truck to retrieve a misthrown newspaper. He walked between two parked cars and saw a 4-foot alligator.
"He kind of lunged at me and hissed," said Bobby Kish, 46. "His mouth was open; I was about five feet away. It was enough to get my attention."
Kish jumped back in his car, drove to the Pottstown Borough police station and told the dispatcher, who sent officers to the scene.
Cpl. Jamie O'Neill grabbed the alligator from behind and secured its jaws with duct tape. The animal was taken in a patrol wagon to the county prison, where it was logged in as "Al E. Gator."
Capt. Allan Ewing was awakened by officers and asked how to deal with the reptile. He said the borough's animal handler arranged for it to go to a private animal facility near Wilkes-Barre.

Mullets & Big Hair!

Wow, all this talk about mullets... and to think I have mullet hunting listed as one of my hobbies. I think I am going to break out my yearbook I think there is an afro mullet in there somewhere.

I don't think I ever had a mullet but I did have really big hair my senior year.

Links that pay homage to the everlasting mullet.

http://www.mulletsgalore.com

http://www.mulletmadness.com

http://www.mulletjunky.com

H/T Dennis York

I Though Gillian Anderson Was Taller...

In my most recent catatonic state I have discovered the "SizeMatcher"

Ever wonder which celebrities share your height?

I Am Also Half German... Don't Know Which Half Though.

But isn't everybody that lives in Weatallica?

What Nationality Am I?

Here is the country's flag...

New Border Patrol

With all of this talk about the borders of the U.S. I thought I would share this funny photo. I Have nothing against people from other countries who come here legally, shoot I wouldn't be her right now if it weren't for legal immigration. I think My great-granfather came over through Ellis Island from the "Old Country"

This Guy Needs My Deodorant Sample...

(Associated Press)

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) - A marriage-minded man ran naked through his neighborhood, trying to show his hesitant girlfriend that taking risks is important. He got more than he bargained for when he ended up being chased and shot at.

"Just when you thought you had heard everything," Ann Arbor police Detective Sgt. Jim Stephenson told The Ann Arbor News.

The couple were discussing marriage early Wednesday when the woman said she wasn't sure if she was ready, according to Ann Arbor police reports. The man responded that taking risks is an important part of life and, to prove his point, jumped out of a first-floor window and ran naked across the street.

Before he could return, he spotted a couple walking and hid in some bushes to avoid them. A 28-year-old man noticed the bushes rustling and bare feet underneath, then drew a .40-caliber handgun and ordered the naked man out, police said.

The naked suitor ran away, but the armed man gave chase and threatened to shoot, police said. The gunman fired a shot and the naked man fell to the ground, suffering minor injuries.

A resident called police, who arrested the gunman on charges of aggravated assault and carrying a concealed weapon. He was taken to the Washtenaw County jail but released following further investigation, police Sgt. Patrick Hughes told The Associated Press.

The naked man was not arrested and didn't want to pursue charges, Hughes said.

Again I am on Hiatus...

If you have ever attempted to potty train a boy you can understand why I have no time to blog. I am to busy washing laundry and cleaning myself up. Yup they miss! I knew this would be an experience from the day he was born. First kids don't exactly come with a manual and, second I was never warned that baby boys woke up with "morning wood".

I put my son in underwear all day yesterday and set him on the pot every hour, no sooner did he get off he wet himself. He did this 5 times. Well I thought for sure that when I put him to bed he was going to have an accident. Nope the kid was bone dry at 4:00 this morning and when I got home from work he came running to me screaming "I did it mom" I was so proud of him so I guess all that work and mess paid off now I just have to tackle #2.

Blog Sitting!

I have received the honor of blog sitting for Aaron I will be covering the weekend video portion for the next 2 weekends. Go check it out! I dare you!

Are All Men Risk Takers?

I received a sample in the mail yesterday for Degree Ultra Clear for men. Ironic because no men live here anymore. So I decided to take a look to see what kind of deoderant it was.

To those of you who have used this right under the "flavor" the container reads " Protects men who take risks" got a good laugh out of this I guess that just comfirms that I have no life. So I have been thinking about who I should give this lovely sample too. I guess It there is no protection for those who do not take risks.