Who's My Daddy?

Your Daddy Is George Clinton

What You Call Him: Big Daddy Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings

Who's Your Daddy?

Can You Pass?

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

Now I have Seen It ALL!

They weren't kidding when they say there is a pill for everything. I had to chuckle at this one. It came up in a search about high gas prices.

http://www.gaspillbusiness.com

I Will Be MIA For The Rest of The Week

I had Easter dinner here on sunday. Now I am trimming back my plants and cleaning out the leaves in the flower beds. Blah Blah Blah. My daughter wants me to entertain her so I will probably be MIA the rest of the week. I need this pill because this is how I feel.

Why I havn't Quit Smoking Yet

There are some really good ones out there today. Im in a comedic mood I guess!

Another Video!

This guy looks like a cross between Ricky Martin & Bob Saget Eeeeeerrrriiieeee!

2 Legged Dog Video!

Bi-Pedal Dog this is incredable!

We Have The Power To Get Politicians To Resign

With that being said I think its pretty cool. We should band together as brothers/sisters to oust the people we don't like. Who says Blogging is just "Gossip"

Shoot If Fred Dooley can do so can we!!!

A Compliment To Aaron's Carbon Post

So when the heck did the Journal start publishing "The Green Pages"?

Lets take a look see... a whole guide for Earth Day. When is that again...

I try to do my part but I ain't no hippy treehugger.

The article has the following tips to be resourceful I have also added my input which I always do. Enjoy!

Don't replace when items can be repaired.
no keep the old dryer to hide your kids Christmas presents in.

Choose durable, long lasting products.
I buy plastic so that when I cook in it I can consume the dioxins and further hinder my kidney function.

Select products with less packaging
I shop at Sam's club so I don't have to worry about the plastic grocery bags getting caught in my maple tree.

Buy locally produced items
Well as seeing that unions have destroyed the workforce in this country the closest local place is china, so yeah I buy locally.

When comparing products check the company website to compare environmental policies...
Is there really chicken in mock chicken legs?

Rent or borrow items that are only occasional needed.
Does purchasing a big screen TV for the big football game and returning it count?

This is only part of it there is a big section all about how one can do things to save the environment.

Aaron has made reference to a calculator to determine how much carbon one is emitting into the environment take a look.

The Brewers Are 3 for 3

10 more to go and I can get a free burger. Does George Webb even do that anymore?

Wishful thinking I guess.

I hate baseball!

Was Chelsea Adopted???

My Personal Carnival Of The Badger!

As you know I blogged a while back that I have an animal living under the porch. Well my drunk neighbor told me is was a skunk. Low and behold the other day when I was getting the mail I looked at the hole to see if it was out there. I am totally obsessed with getting this thing out from under there!!! Well yes it is there and it was looking at me. Freaked out I ran to the back of the house because I thought is was a skunk and getting sprayed is one of my most feared dreams. Well I was locked out and I just hung up on my stepmother. I went around the house to see if it had gone. It didn't well I saw the whole body this time it wasn't a skunk. It did look really big!

This is what my imagination saw!

An animal bigger than a raccoon with a wide body low to the ground with not much of a tail. Dusty reddish gray in color. After I processed this information I went to my mammal book (from grandma when I was a kid) The only thing I could come up with was a badger. "I know your all laughing at me inside"

I called my stepmother back she thought I got sprayed. I also called my uncle and I told the upstairs tenants to watch out for the badger.

Still freaked out I looked up badger sightings on the net and there hasn't been one here in Milwaukee County since 1975. Now i'm thinking its not impossible. I am also fearing for the lives of my children because I have heard that badgers are really mean.

I call the wildlife department of the Humane Society and tell them I think I have a badger under my porch, they never called me back. Dumb founded I looked at the calander, oh, ok its april 1st they think its a joke.

Anyway to make a long story short I have visual confirmation of the animal yesterday morning full frontal opossum. I made noise and it didn't even flinch. I don't think bright light, ammonia soaked rags and NPR can help me know.

Just call me Trapper Lisa i'll be on the phone with Fleet Farm tomorrow.